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    Pick up line

    BEST PICK UP LINE: I’m no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.

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    65 plays I Get Doe Feat. The Cataracs Glasses Malone Beach Cruiser

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    I GET DOEE.
    Girls

     a guy has been in you, doesn’t mean he is into you.

    karma

    Karma takes too long, so I’d rather just beat the shit out of you now.

    Seriously

    You have a right to your own opinion? Then I have a right to tell you how stupid it is.